author: Nikolay.V.K

You will write funny stories about Almighty Bible that show some facts that are not common knowledge. Unfortunately further will have to be satisfied with the comments because my mind brought down again.

What began the quarrel between Jesus Christ and the Devil. One time God gathered all the angels and told them worship Christ the Redeemer of the world. All worshiped except devil. And the question of why God does not worship. He said people still have not sinned. Then Jesus said to sin but because you do not bow and will make you sin

1. Almighty made the world, and told you not too good that I did. All the angels say in chorus Great and unsearchable are thy wonders, Lord Creator. However, a little angel then told him I would see how God because this pussy and dick people will be jealous, I'll hate will kill. Then God said, granny devitini. And separated. One of the angels followed the little angel, the other remained with the Almighty.

God created man and his leaning all living beings on the planet to choose a mate. "But a companion for Adam not found." Then the weak angel told Lord make his computer to see how it will be fun and made his wings in order to fly. God then said again granny devitini. I will make a woman to like him just a little different. Your butt will be bigger and will have breasts like animals and that will excite and quick to cling to it. For it will work I will work only to please and so no one wants to understand the essence of the world and no time for this to not be as great as you SATAN and powerful.

Born him a son of God and God as he got older I asked him what he wants to be. And he said, I will die for mankind. But how and why in heaven everything is fine. Jesus said again I must die for mankind. Well said, God will make a tree in paradise if kusnat it you will die for mankind. 100 years Personals things to eat from the tree. Then God said, will pretend to be the greatest, poor angel and seduced them. Done sooner said.

Once while praying and talking with God, God told Noah that he would soon destroy the world for all the land psstapva filthy but he found favor with God because his house was far from the city. I will bring a flood and drowned all life is not what I created the earth (then Almighty Jehovah was and convince oneself that he is the creator of the world). Then Noah offered to God to build a house of wood (which floats) and take all the good animals. God told him that it would ship and you need to plastering with pitch inside and out so as not to miss. Noah set out to make this house (ship). But ask God to know how perverse animals best. God told him that razratenite animals eat the weak things of ourselves and more often have sex in front of everyone. Then Noah took the best sheep sparrows, doves, kittens and puppies took his wife and sons + their wives and pets. And closed the door of the ship. Nothing could be seen there was only one window to breathe. And God made it rain heavily so we formed a river that suffered the ship and take him out to sea and from there (now Israel) down here (today Burgas. Ship stopped there.

God at night appeared to Lot and said Lot watch well because 2 messenger will come from me to tell you something very important. Will be pages and you have to go. Lot sat dosamin gate of the city from dawn to dusk and look for two stranika But most people walk in groups of more than 2 people. At last, after many days saw 2 persons dressed in rags which soon enter the city began to ask people to pick them up for the night. Nobody wants to pick them up. Lot did not even thought that they were messengers from God but still decided to invite them. They readily agreed. Before you sit down to eat. They told Lot. God sent us to Vesta to tell you that the whole city will be destroyed because nobody helping poor people. But you will be saved because our home. Now sit down to eat.

God came to Abraham and told him. Abram mind I live a better place from Ur of the Chaldeans. But you have to earn it. The Lord said to Abram, her voice trembling what to do. Have told God to get out of Ur of the Chaldeans first and your brood people.

"2 And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister, Abimelech king of Gerar sent and took Sarah. 3 But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said unto him, Behold, I die, for the woman which thou hast taken , for she is a man. 4 (But Abimelech had not come near her). And he said, Lord, wilt thou slay also a righteous nation? 5 not tell me he himself is my sister? And she herself said, He's my brother. Rightly heart and clean hands have I done this. 6 God said unto him in a dream, Yea, I know that thou didst this in the integrity of heart, and yet I have withheld you from sinning against me, and therefore I let you touch her. 7 Now then, return the man's wife, for he is a prophet, and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live: and if thou restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, you and all yours. " Then Abraham said to God, how clever now Geshur will give me 1000 silver. And God said if you had lived as much as me, you'd be smart.

"And Abraham took another wife named Keturah. 2 She bore him Zimran, Jokshan,, Mediama, Ishbak and Shuah. 5 Abraham gave all his possessions to Isaac. 6 And the sons of his concubines Abraham gave gifts, while he was still living he sent them eastward to the east country, away from Isaac his son. "So Abram to fuck love equally with all his wives, however, in the distribution of property is not honest.

"And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it to his brothers, saying, Behold, I have dreamed another dream, the sun and the moon and eleven stars bowed down to me. 10 And he told it to his father and to his brothers, his father rebuked him him, he said, What is this dream that thou hast dreamed? Shall I and your mother and your brothers will come to your worship to the ground? 11 And his brethren envied him, but his father observed the saying. A Benjamin said proudly, "my brother is a big mug"

"28 Therefore God give thee of the dew of heaven, and the fatness of the earth, and plenty of corn and wine. 29 Let people serve thee, and nations bow down to you: be lord over thy brethren, and let thy sons bow mother. Cursed is everyone who curses you, and blessed be those who bless you. " So all true figurehead blesses his sons before he died. Hence the era of slavery.

"Your father did not eat and do not drink? Yea but he did justice and righteousness, then prospered. 16 He judged the cause of the poor and needy, then prospered. No. Does it know me? Says God." In fact he gave almost all his possessions to the poor and what he ostatavashe month gave it to eat and drink.